Balanced News: “I started using the litter box…” – American woman admits to not wiping her bum for the past two years

An American woman has admitted to not wiping her bum for the past two years, claiming that it is not necessary for hygiene. She argued that other animals do not wipe themselves after using the restroom, so humans should not have to either. Instead, she started using a litter box instead of a toilet. While some people believe her confession to be satire, the bizarre statement has gone viral, with many online users expressing their opinions on the matter.